I Am Not a Banana!

Lyrics

I am not a banana

I’m not a banana

I am not a banana

I am not a banana

I am not a banana, can you guess what I am?

Can you eat me or cook me in a frying pan?

Eh! Keep on guessing ya, you’re doing good              

But hold on a minute, am I even food?

Ya I could be a baseball, or a house for ants

A hummingbird, a lamp, or even corduroy pants

A flower, a brick wall, a fork, or a spoon

A sunset, a lumberjack, or the planet neptune

I could be hard or soft or I could even glow

So many possibilities; but here is what I know

I got a voice, I got legs, and I got groove

And that’s right you guessed it, I like to move!

So let’s to the right and move to the left

Let’s move up and down, and then let’s do it again

Let’s move to the right, let’s move to the left

Let’s move up and down, and we’re not done yet

Eh! Look at the floor

Eh! Look all around

Eh! Stand up tall and spin around and around!

Actually, umm maybe don’t spin too fast. You don’t want to get too dizzy and you could fall!

OK, take your hand and point to something that’s red

Next take your hand and point to something that’s not red

Point to the sky and then point to your shoe

And now let’s pretend that we’re all made of glue! 

Then hop on a bus that’s travelling to outer space!

Now play the drums, and guitar, then play the bass!

Wiggle around like you’re covered in slime

And maybe go diagonal, if you got the time

Oh! No, actually, stay off the walls please. You’re not allowed to walk on the walls. It’s not safe. Walls are for curtains, and for coat racks, and for all the really nice artwork that you made us last week. I’m very concerned. Stop climbing the walls. Now this is getting dangerous. No, I really mean it!

I am not a banana

I’m not a banana

I am not a banana

I am not a banana